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Post by Sembilan Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:28 pm

When i am bored, i write bout theese things (don't question my sanity.)
Will update as i write some moar


Lesson 1. Children

Ahh, childrens. Wonderful people and horrible bastards to some.
My analaysis on children, so far
A. Sheep, follows the thrend like a mad bull
B. Smug, Pride. top of the game.
C. Looks down on people, smugness. Curable, but requires hardwork
D. Large ego's. Goes internet tough guy if Ego is challanged.
E. Easiest to corrupt.

Children theese days though, diffrent story,
with diffrent media such as internet, tv, etc etc, Are very diffrent than the old times,
But i noticed.
A LOT of parents theese days are incompetent. Seriously incompetent,
They spoil their kids, I've seen many examples
Perhaps one of the worse is this.
Kid molests another kid.Parents bribe the Other side to let go. And claims "their kid is innocent, the girl asked first"
For those would be parents of ROAR, Let me give you some advice

A. Spoiling your kids is one of the worse mistakes you could ever do, Know when is no. and stick with it, Kids theese days love to play mindgames with their parents.
Here's a typical mindgame kids do
Child: i want this!
Parent: no.
Child *cries*
Parent: Alright, alright.
Child: *epicfailguyface*

B. Be decisive, just because your child ran amok and cause chaos in the house, doesn't mean you have to take him to kfc to calm him down, No good sir, You are planting a leech in society.

C. imagine this, what behavior would you like to give them when they go into adulthood, and into society.
You spoil your kids yes, but do you think what happens when they go into real life?
Of course not, you modern people don't think ahead.
"if you spot a seedling with a bent branch, you must turn it back, if not, when it grows up into a large tree, it's impossible to fix that bent branch"
"Spare the rod, and spoil the child"

Of course, theese are just my opinions, since i grow up from a "old style" Family.

Right, i'll be posting the next one
Called "Anger Issues in teenagers"

Thank you.
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Post by Ballz Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:21 am

Your posts r too difficult 4 me D:
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Post by Punky Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:45 am

LAZY TO READ IT ALL
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Post by Aniky Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:48 pm

PuNKY wrote:LAZY TO READ IT ALL

same :<
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Post by Sembilan Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:45 am

You don't have to read it if you don't want to.
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Post by asian Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:15 pm

just noticed this, and i enjoyed it. i very much agree with you.
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Post by Panini*Hobbit@mp3 Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:00 pm

I enjoyed it too Smile
Made me laugh and at the same time, made me think..
Keep it coming <3
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Post by RaNGe Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:51 pm

I make Asian's words mine. I also very much agree with you.

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Post by Sembilan Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:16 pm

Updating.
Children, part 2

Children aren't all that bad, despite my last post
There are some good kids out there. but not a lot though
Here's some points about their behaviors
A. Children's behaviors are all depended on the parent
Why is it like that you ask?,
Because it's the parent that defines the children,
If your parent is a Dildo Wrecking Maniac [lika asian Razz] {No Offense}
Then your kid will likely be a Dildo Wrecking Maniac as well.
B. DNA
Did you realise that your Children Dna is a combination of you and your spouse?
Let me give you a example
If the Dad is a Dildo Wrecking Maniac [still no offense Razz] And the Mother is
Srs Business
Then the child might end up to be a Serious Business Dildo Wrecking Maniac
Of course there are some cases where the dna % get's higher
For example,
The child might have more of asian's DNA than the spouse's
So the Child will be a bigger Dildo Wrecking Maniac than srs business.{still no offense Razz}
So,
If you see a rude "typical" kid out there, The parents are partly to blame
About 25% really.

"Of course, To truthly Change a man, you must convince him to change himself."

That is all for today

P:S: Don't kill me
P:S:S: I did this in about 20 minutes, in between lulzing and srs thinking
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Post by <3 Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:15 am

I loled at this xD

but you're right

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Post by Panini*Hobbit@mp3 Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:45 am

I liked that post Sembilan! I agree completely, and I have learned about DNA only in the last few months, so I know that what you said is correct !

Kepp the lectures coming Smile
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Post by Swann Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:38 pm

lol i like this guy.

please ramble about america, should be intresting

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Post by Stuntman Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:16 am

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Post by Sembilan Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:19 pm

After getting lazy like ass.
I finally though of something worthy to be posted

Sembilan Rants: "The Fukken Media"

MEDIA. the so called, "Papaparazi"

1 thing you should totally know about news is that,
They guess things, a lot,
And get people guessing,
Of course,
paparazi's [ which i shall call PZ in this post]
stalk celebs
see anything wrong or unusual
"HOLY FUCK, A BIG SCOOP INCOMING"
then write blasphemy.
What good is all this?
Now, my rant isn't about the bloody media
it's about the people who actually believed in the PZ.
Like in last week,
i was doing my werk, ignoring everything else,
then a buncha gerls just came by and started yelling and shit "
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMOGMOMGOMOGMOGMOGOMGO GOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOMG,
DID YOU SEE THAT NEWSPAPER, THE ONE ABOUT MJ GETTING LAID BY MEXICANS [i don't remember what they talked about, so i created my own afro
imagine this
you writing a srs essay about america and shit,
then 5 people start doing the AIR HORN, RIGHT BESIDE YOUR EAR
and then i was like "ffs, don't shout so loud nigga, you be hurting me eardrums" [ with a scottish/german accent, that somehow appeared]
then they shut up'ed.
i go back to my work,
then those gerls started to talk some other shit
shit like
" dude you wouldn't believe what i saw yesterday, It was raining and shit, then i saw sembilan and a girl like SHARING umbrella's and shit, OMGOMGOMOGMOGMOMGOMOMGOGMOMGOMOGMG, I BET THEY'RE COPLES LOL"
i mean srsly, it is that nice to like, i dunno, shout rumors in front of someone's ears?
and so, i facepalmed.

So people, don't go around gossiping like a hawk.
There's no benefit from it.
End.


P:S: i typed it out of rage. and the need to update this thread
P:S:S i am aware of the low quality post this is, i will prolly come out with better ones when i think about things.
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Post by Ozee Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:36 am

Cool story bro! Very Happy
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Post by RaNGe Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:32 am

Relative.

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Post by General Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:58 pm

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Post by Sembilan Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:58 pm

Here's a short one

" There is no such thing such as shame, there is only Regret, Shame is a by product of a human mind knowing it's lesson. So, How do we avoid shame?, "Living life by it's fullest, brings no regrets", that's one good way to live
Shame after all, is something that Human pride causes, The human mind makes mistakes, and wishes to undo that mistake, that thought, is what we now call "shame", As we grow up, as our mind opens itself to more things, There will be more "Regrets", and less "Shame"
Don't be stupid, think ahead before you do, anything at all.
A human mind with memories, Good or bad, is always better than one with Regrets. After all, let's say if you have a child, would you love him with all your tender heart and protect him at all costs?,
I assume a yes, from all of you,
But then i say,
Would you let him skateboard?, You would just tell him to be careful, give him safety gear, and let him go, instead of sheltering his first real taste of pain.
a human grows up by learning from mistakes, And it is mistakes, that is what makes us truthly human, Shame is nothing, but an overimagination,
Regrets as well, For there, is truthly nothing.
Everything has been planned by God,
So why not take it with a grain of salt?,
Why not treasure, and make new memories, rather than worry about regrets, and shame

No?


An edited version of what i said, after somebody complained about life, and regrets, human actions, accidents, and of course, shame.
I hope you all learned something today,
For that, is what my purpose of posting is.
"Always look on the bright side of life"

~Sembilan
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Post by kobajagi Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:35 am

2much2read
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Post by Sembilan Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:39 am

kobajagi wrote:2much2read
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No Tl;Dr's for you!
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Post by Sembilan Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:56 am

Just expressing my feelings, feel free to ignore it if you want to

Expressive poertry

Watching time pass by, aimless to do anything
Watchin years pass by in a blink of an eye
Watching people change, events passing by.
Sometimes, it's just hard to pretend, everything is alright
hidin them feelings from ze rest, all bottled up in a convienient device we all call the heart, ze brain, ze subconcious
Wishin tae day that comes by where we just let it all go!
but zen you wake up, and feel the morning light
Another dae hath begin
Another day of feelings tae bottle
Another day of pretending
Sometimes, you're just tired of it
But you continue to live, knowing that it won't change.
Clinging on things such as hope
Hoping that it vill change
But then you think
Dreams are just comforts
Which you could never remember
Life goes on, work goes on, things that you vill bring to your deathbed
It feels terrible, it is not
It feels horrible to be lonely
And life goes on
Till you reach your own little paradise, your open cage
Some might call it death, some might call it an embrace
I dinnae care, it is a End of the examination
The end of a hard trip full of things
Things we vill take to our deathbeds
Things called "life"
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Post by RaNGe Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:45 am

Sembilan wrote:Just expressing my feelings, feel free to ignore it if you want to

Expressive poertry

Watching time pass by, aimless to do anything
Watchin years pass by in a blink of an eye
Watching people change, events passing by.
Sometimes, it's just hard to pretend, everything is alright
hidin them feelings from ze rest, all bottled up in a convienient device we all call the heart, ze brain, ze subconcious
Wishin tae day that comes by where we just let it all go!
but zen you wake up, and feel the morning light
Another dae hath begin
Another day of feelings tae bottle
Another day of pretending
Sometimes, you're just tired of it
But you continue to live, knowing that it won't change.
Clinging on things such as hope
Hoping that it vill change
But then you think
Dreams are just comforts
Which you could never remember
Life goes on, work goes on, things that you vill bring to your deathbed
It feels terrible, it is not
It feels horrible to be lonely
And life goes on
Till you reach your own little paradise, your open cage
Some might call it death, some might call it an embrace
I dinnae care, it is a End of the examination
The end of a hard trip full of things
Things we vill take to our deathbeds
Things called "life"

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Post by Sembilan Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:11 pm

I don't get it
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Post by RaNGe Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:10 am

Sembilan wrote:I don't get it
Sembilan's lectures on life 6jzwrioledgg

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Post by Papi:> Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:07 pm

Very bad trip.

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