Cookie's _ My dick - Yo' dick insults script.

Code:

// My dick - Yo' dick insults script
set chooseQuote1 "echo "^9QUOTE^0: ^7My dick - bigger than a bridge, Your dick - look like a little kid's"; set chooseQuote "vstr chooseQuote2"; set setQuote "say ^7My dick - bigger than a bridge, Your dick - look like a little kid's"""
set chooseQuote2 "echo "^9QUOTE^0: ^7My dick - is like super size, Your dick - look like two fries"; set chooseQuote "vstr chooseQuote3"; set setQuote "say "^7My dick - is like super size, Your dick - look like two fries"""
set chooseQuote3 "echo "^9QUOTE^0: ^7My dick - need no introduction, Your dick - don't even function"; set chooseQuote "vstr chooseQuote4"; set setQuote "say "^7My dick - need no introduction, Your dick - don't even function"""
set chooseQuote4 "echo "^9QUOTE^0: ^7My dick - is like an M16, Your dick - broken vending machine"; set chooseQuote "vstr chooseQuote5"; set setQuote "say "^7My dick - is like an M16, Your dick - broken vending machine"""
set chooseQuote5 "echo "^9QUOTE^0: ^7My dick - more mass than the Earth, Your dick - half staff, it needs work"; set chooseQuote "vstr chooseQuote6"; set setQuote "say "^7My dick - more mass than the Earth, Your dick - half staff, it needs work"""
set chooseQuote6 "echo "^9QUOTE^0: ^7My dick - rumble in the jungle, Your dick - got touched by your uncle"; set chooseQuote "vstr chooseQuote7"; set setQuote "say "^7My dick - rumble in the jungle, Your dick - got touched by your uncle"""
set chooseQuote7 "echo "^9QUOTE^0: ^7My dick - sick and dangerous, Your dick - quick and painless"; set chooseQuote "vstr chooseQuote1"; set setQuote "say "^7My dick - sick and dangerous, Your dick - quick and painless"""

set chooseQuote "vstr chooseQuote1"
set setQuote "echo "^0>^9Nick: ^7Choose a nick first!""
echo "^7My dick - Yo' dick insults script loaded^0!"
bind o "vstr chooseQuote" // Pick a quote
bind p "vstr setQuote" // Set the quote

Just copy - paste it to your cfg, or make another .cfg file and write in your config /exec [name].

Script uses two keys, 1st to toggle quotes, 2nd to show it on chat.

Default binded keys are O & P

Should work on all mods, I only checked ETPro 3.2.6

Good lag & Hax fun.

Greetz.

oh stupid

RaNGe wrote:oh stupid

True.