Hey fellas I want to tell you about my superb day

by **Swann** Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:47 pm

I woke up in the morning thanked my god
The neighbors dogs weren't barking and the skies had little pollution
Mom made some eggs for breakfast
Ate well but not too much
A girl that I wanted to have sex with called me
Went out the front door
Thinking about how I would live another 24 hours
Leaving because I own a convertable
And if I toggle the hydraulic switch the rear end lowers
Stopped and a red light
Look in my rear view mirror no police officers were visible
Everything is grand
Got a page from Kim she can have sex for long periods of time
Called my friends asking at which place would they be playing basketball
Get me on the basketball court and I'm a menace
Horsed around and earned a triple-double
Freaking people out like MJ
I am quite surprised that today turned out to be so swell
Drove home and took a shower
Didn't get any aggression from the weaklings
Yesterday those guys tried to shoot me
Saw law enforcement but they kept on going past me
No lying, they didn't even look in my vicinity
As I drove through the intersection disobeying the traffic laws
Went to my friend's (whom we nicknamed "Short Dog") home and they were viewing a television program titled "Yo MTV Raps"
What's the situation with the craps game
Shook the dice multiple times
Released them in a grouping of my fellow African-Americans
With the seven eleven
Seven even backhanded four
I picked up my winnings
Then we played Dominoes and I then yelled Domino
To add none of my acquintances were murdered in South Central Los Angeles

Left my fellow African-American's home quite wealthy
Picked up a women I have been trying to have sexual relations with since my Senior year of high school
It's quite the coincidence that I had the alcohol and she had the marijuana
The Los Angeles Lakers beat the Seattle Supersonics
I grabbed her large posterior
Pulled out my prophylactic and had rough sexual relations with her vagina
My penis is quite large, so large so large
That it made so exhausted that she fell asleep
Woke her up at around 1 o'clock
There was no delay in her claiming me as her best lover
I headed out to take her to her home and I was quite relaxed
Took a small drink of the alcoholic beverage and activiated my hydraulics in such a way that my vehicle was only on three of its' wheels
I was estatic that everything went so well
Returned her safely home and squealed my tires as I took off
Today was like a really amazing dream
Didn't see a single police officer signalling me to pull over
No helicopters were searching for crime
Now two in the morning and I have a large delicious cheeseburger
I even recall seeing the Goodyear blimp the sign read "Frozen Water Hexahedron is a person who brokers the sexual favors of women"
Very intoxicated but no vomiting
Half way through my way home and my pager is still constantly ringing
I wasn't evne required to use my Russian made assault rifle
I must say that it was a magnificent day