Corrupt a wish!

Ok, here's a little example.

• Guy 1- I wish I had a pie.
  Guy2- Granted, but the pie was poisonous. I wish for more pie.
  Guy 3- Granted. But they were ball kickers. I wish (insert wish.)

I'll go first,
I wish I could have a date with Hayden Pannetiere

Granted , but you will never have ! I wish fishy talk to me :<

Granted, but then he never stops!
I wish I had spaghetti!

granted , but he talks now
i with i had spaghetti too

Granted, but the spaghetti will crawl inside every hole you have.
I wish Bunny gained world domination.

Granted but then we all die :<
I wish i can pwn fishy 8D

go fuck your mom fishy...

Granted, but the guinness is not PERFECT!

I wish a swimming pool (it's hot outside )

\0/

Sir_Crank_Alot wrote:Granted, but the guinness is not PERFECT!

I wish a swimming pool (it's hot outside )

Granted, but swimming in pee, you shall.

I wish all the Guinness of the world got sucked into one big glass box and weef could just sit there and watch.

grantes , but Weef will enjoy it so much that he want to join them.
I wish i can kill weef \0/

Granted, but weef doesn't fight back because he's a pussy, so there's NO FUN!

I wish I had a cat.

Granted, but my pikachu already owned your wannabe tiger with THUNDERSTORMLIGHTNIG (?) !!!!

I wish my girlfriends sister would be Megan Fox.

granted, but look at this article about megan fox and tell me that again
http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/

i wish i get laid tomorrow at a party.

GRANTED BUT YOU WILL GET LAID BY A GIGANTIC MAN O_O

I wish Macaroni and cheese.

GRANTED but i will eat it by MYself!

I wish for a new bed, mine is broken

granted, i broke your bed yesterday. wild night.

i wish i win a lottery

asian wrote:granted, i broke your bed yesterday. wild night.

i wish i win a lottery

Granted, but you get mugged by an old lady, I wish Punky.

Granted, but Punky un wished it, I wish Fishy had a human brain

spoOn_ wrote:Granted, but Punky un wished it, I wish Fishy had a human brain

Granted, but yours will be replaced by his, I wish a wish with 10.000 wishes who can not be un-wished.

granted, but you die before your wishes came true.
i wish i lived in the land of strawberry cheesecake icecream

asian wrote:granted, but you die before your wishes came true.
i wish i lived in the land of strawberry cheesecake icecream

Granted, but it all melted down because of global warming
I wish a wish

granted, but the wish turned out true, and your wish was marrying fishy and having many sharks for babies.
i wish all spoons were forks.

Granted, but you wil only eat soup for the rest of you life and the soup will be to hot lick it up.
I wish i had a hot sexslave with no STD's

JaCk3L wrote:Granted, but you wil only eat soup for the rest of you life and the soup will be to hot lick it up.
I wish i had a hot sexslave with no STD's

Granted, but your dog still has vaginal herpes and he decided to buttfuck you at night.
I wish lots and lots of flowers.