Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but you will be allergic to them and your whole life will be misery and pain and you kill yourself.
I wish there will a hot girl(not family) sleeping with me tonight

granted, but the hotgirl tells you that shes a man as you are doing her.

i wish i had 38Z boobs.

asian wrote:granted, but the hotgirl tells you that shes a man as you are doing her.

Hot

asian wrote:i wish i had 38Z boobs.

Granted, but your back will suffer serious pain and you will fall over them face-2-ground once in a while.
I wish Jack3L could do Jessica Alba, like I did.

Granted, but she will turn lesbian after! (not that that would be awfully gruesome to watch!)

I wish a trio with Jessica Alba and Megan Fox!

granted, but megan fox is a man like i said.
http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/

i wish i had circumcision knife

Granted, but when attempting to circumsize yourself you cut your penis in two.
i wish i had an infinite amount of sextoys at my disposal

Granted, but all the sextoys go mad and spiked dildo's are 24/7 swimming up your ass through your bowels to end up in your throat and be puked out.
I wish Fishy for president.

granted, but you will be president of a country in africa with no money and no hope.
i wish that i have a social life.

granted, but your social life wasnt worth shit, and it ran away from you(wtf?)

i wish i had nuts to eat.

granted, but you was not clear enough on what nuts you wanna eat so you have to eat fishy's balls.
i wish for a infinite amount of hamburgers and fries and i can eat them without getting fat and unhealthy.

granted, but these hamburgers and fries combined together and ate you, then had a lot of babies, which ate your children

i wish i had a magic wand.

Granted, but whenever you'd lower your pants it will shov itself up your penishole to end up cutting through your kidneys so your whole body would be filled with piss and kidney remains.

I wish I had cornflakes.

granted, but the cornflakes got stuck in your throat, and your stomach is filled with your own vomit, which cannot get out cuz of the cornflakes, so the stomach acid melts down your whole body, then the cornflakes jump away and fall off the eiffle tower, causing an earthquake and a tsunami, which destorys the world, and the earth will cascade down to the sun, and exploding with it, eventually the explosion destroys the universe.

i wish i can haz cheezburgerz.

Granted, but the of cheese got replaced with pubes scraped off of a 101 year old man's penis.

I wish I could marry my right hand. <3

You married your right hand,
However, The right hand died of radiation poisoning
I wish i can play et more

Sembilan wrote:You married your right hand,
However, The right hand died of radiation poisoning
I wish i can play et more

Granted, but as you connect to a server your brains explode and the brain juice is all over the keyboard (messy).
I wish Asian's penis was bigger.

Granted BUT not possible

I wish i was a spammer like fishy

Granted, but your had to type faster than the speed of light (because Fishy is one tough l33t Ninja) which caused your fingers to burn, the flame carried over to your whole body and nothing was left but ashes and dust.

I wish my FarmVille bot worked.

:<

Granted BUT my hax is better!
I wish i was emo

Granted, but you'll end up slashing your head off with a chainsaw because you were in need for some REAL attention.

I wish Asian was a l33t Ninja aswell.

Granted but u are the real ninja <3

i wish i had a good wish to ask

Granted but the wish u made sucked

I wish i had avatar powers, wind water earth & fire so i could beat this ninja

Ballz wrote:Granted but the wish u made sucked

I wish i had avatar powers, wind water earth & fire so i could beat this ninja

Granted, but Ninjas have the power to Ninja vanish and kick you ass.

I wish Ballz went Seppuku on himself with a frisbee.
For more instructions visit: http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

Granted, but cant find my winnie the pooh frisbee

I wish fishy deleted his signature cuz i has pain in my eyes

NOT GRANTED because ITS UBER NICE!


I wish go to beach this weekend *.*