I shaved at night a whore in a park because that is one of my secret fantasies!

So, the heading is the idea of this topic. There might be a lot of typos, because I copied this from another website, and I were to lazy to find/fix'em xd.

Your name's first letter

A= I manhandled
B= I stabbed
C= I glared
D= I spyed
E= I vomited
F= I screwed
G= I wanked
H= I beated
I= I fucked
J= I kissed
K = I strangled
L = I killed
M = I ate
N = I crushed
O = I shaved
P = I scratched
R = I tickled
S = I raped
T = I shot
U = I bit
V = I whipped
Y = I pushed

Your eye color

GRAY = today
BLUE = yesterday
BROWN = at night
GREEN = at last friday

Your birthday

1= a priest
2= a gay
3= a mom
4= a dad
5= a grandma
6= a dog
7= a santa claus
8= a super man
9= a janitor
10= a old man
11= a pedophile
12= a brother
13= a uncle
14= a neighbours boy
15= a police
16= a president
17= a girl
18= a whore
19= a teacher
20= a baker
21= a sister
22= a best friend
23= a camel
24= a Jack
25= a Michael Jackson
26= a gravedigger
27= a Megan Fox
28= a Gardener
29= a Ridge Forrester
30= a George Bush
31= a Beetle

Your month of birth

January = in bathroom
February = in closet
March = in the bushes
April = in tractor
May = in bedroom
June = in a park
July = in eatery
August = at police station
September = on history lesson
October = in fitting room
November = on park's bench
December = in restaurant

Your names 3rd letter

A= because I wanted sex.
B= because I were so desperate.
C= because I had lost a gamble.
D= because I liked to know how it feels.
E= because I wanted to be smart.
F= because I'm stupid.
G= because I had my reasons.
H= because my mom said to do that.
I= because I would not get monthly allowance otherwise.
J= because I'm an idiot.
K= because I'm having my period.
L= because I could not resist it.
M= because I have always wanted to do it.
N= because I'm insane.
O= because that is my passion.
P= because I did not have anything else to do.
R= because I loved her/him.
S= because that is one of my secret fantasies.
T= because I were bored.
U= because I ruminated.
V= because I had to rush.
Y= because I was depressed.
Z = because my friend smelled so bad.
Å = because I hated him/her.

I scratched at night a Megan Fox at police station because I were bored. : o

I tickled today a best friend in bedroom because I had lost a gamble.

Yesterday I glared at a police officer in my bedroom, because that is one of my secret fantasies

I ate yesterday a sister in tractor, because I were bored.

rofl xD

I ate at night a Ridge Forrester in eatery, because I loved her/him. FTW o.O

I kissed today a camel on park's bench because I AM INSANE.

-> Today I kissed a camel on a park bench because I am insane.

+1 That's awesome!

i spyed at last friday a Megan Fox in closet because i had to rush

I scratched at night a brother on history lesson because I had to rush.


Here isnt W, so i gave V for it.

I manhandled at night a santa claus in the bathroom because I'm insane
-> I'z a santa rapez0r \o/

Scream wrote:I scratched at night a Megan Fox at police station because I were bored. : o

Oh and I'd love to scratch her <3

i kissed today a whore in restaurant because i'm insane
well, i think this is right

I manhandled at night a sister in closet because i was bored.

....gawd, i wish it was my cousin.
i dont even have a sis.

I vomited yesterday a mom in tractor because I was depressed.

there is no W though xD
alst one

Yesterday I shot a ridge forrester in a park because that's my passion.

I strangled yesterday a Jack in restaurant because I could not resist it.

I glared yesterday a old man in closet because I could not resist it.

--> Yesterday I glared an old man in the closet because I could not resist it.

Very perverted xD

Panini*Hobbit@mp3 wrote:I glared yesterday a old man in closet because I could not resist it.

--> Yesterday I glared an old man in the closet because I could not resist it.

Very perverted xD

Haha, yours wins.

I ate yesterday a Megan Fox in bedroom because I'm having my period.

shocky wrote:I ate yesterday a Megan Fox in bedroom because I'm having my period.

Megan Fox ate your period.

L=I killed
Blue:Yesterday
15: A police
November: On the parks bench
V: Because i had to rush

i pushed at night an old man on history lesson because I'm insane.